Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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