he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
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Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
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Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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