Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
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As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
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Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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