Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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