i jhust puked up my retainher.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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