Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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