The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
is wine microwaveable?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Houston, we have a squirter
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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