She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
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We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
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Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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