I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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