How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I wish you could order shots online.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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