do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
You need Xanax blowdarts
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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