i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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