I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I got inside last night via doggy door
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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