It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
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DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
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my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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