Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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