I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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