butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
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I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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