I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i will never coherently bang her
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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