I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
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I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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