But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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