what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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