Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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