Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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