hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
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They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
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