I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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