their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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