Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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