The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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