if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
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I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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