You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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