We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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