no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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