Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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