i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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