even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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