Whod you bang
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
we're so committed to being not committed
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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