You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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