This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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