but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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