where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
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It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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