Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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