i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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