Sry I called you an 8
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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