Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
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Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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