I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I wear drunk well.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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