Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
My liver just had a heart attack.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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