The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
