The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Nicole vs. Life
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
vagina is talking i cant
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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