Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Oh god it's open bar.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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