I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
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just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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