I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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