I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
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Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
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I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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