it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
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I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
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Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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