Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
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